Tyler Perry's Actin'

Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married" was number one at the box office topping $22 mil this week, and there is a buzz that he may actually get an Oscar nomination for his amazing acting performance portraying a man who actually LIKES WOMEN.....(talk about reaching outside yourself.....I mean....I'm just sayin'......)

Just the Two of Us

Will Smith and Duane Martin are in the process of co-producing a special documentary about the men in the industry that have NOT had sex with video vixen and hoe almighty "SuperHead"...It's titled, "Just the Two of Us"....

Ruben Studdard

Supersize American Idol season 3 winner Ruben Studdard was spotted over the weekend at a tattoo parlor in Miami, getting an extremely detailed image of an Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich blazed onto his chest.....

Jermaine Jackson on Lary King Live

This is a tragic story; in a tearful interview to be aired on "Larry King Live" next week, singer Jermaine Jackson will reveal that he did indeed recently attemp to have a barber cut off his flat top jeri curl fade, but years of heavy grease buildup caused the clippers to explode, causing serious injury and sending the man to the hospital with second degree burns to the hands and face......

R.L. of Next

This out of Los Angeles, police are investigating a mysterious incident that occurred outside a nightclub. There was a fight between the bodyguard for R&B singer R.L. from the group "Next", and an overzealous fan....The mystery is, what is R.L. doing with a bodyguard, and more importantly, why does he have a "fan"?

Barry Bonds, Mike Vick, T.I., Marion Jones, OJ Simpson, & Foxy Brown

From information obtained in a secret indictment in the Barry Bonds case, three of the pit bulls that were involved in the Mike Vick dogfighting case have been charged with using steroids and in addition, the former bodyguard for T.I. told the feds that he sold two AK-47s to one of Michael Vick's co-defendants who claimed that he bought them to protect his girlfriend disgraced Olympic champ Marion Jones who had been threatened by former NFL star OJ Simpson because she her cousin was one of the men who was in possession of some of OJ's merchandise in Las Vegas. Her cousin is also in protective custody right now because of threats from his ex-girlfriend Foxy Brown….

Sister Patterson Releases "ComaWear"

Sister Patterson from "I Love New York" fame has a new clothing line coming out that features clothes with her face plastered all over it. It's called "ComaWear" because she so ugly that when you look at her, time stands still…….